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By: BizarreNewsPublished: 01/04/2002
 
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Pretoria, South Africa - The psychology profession was rocked after renowned marriage counselor, Dr. Cedric Wayne crossed over the edge while treating a bickering couple. The husband, fed up with his wife’s unrelenting verbal assault began slapping her. Dr. Wayne, instead of intervening to stop the assault leapt out of his chair and charged across the room and proceeded to beat the stunned wife as well. She´s the most annoying woman I´ve ever been around. No husband should be subjected to nagging like that... that woman´s mouth was driving me crazy, said Dr. Wayne.


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LMFAO!! (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(01.04.2002 8:06:21 PM EST)

I do not condone spousal abuse. I've never even come close to hitting a woman in my entire life, but this one hit me the right way. I'm rolling here.

Check out that tongue action!
Never fear.....TJ's here!

Hey Razor 696 (5 replies)
started by thegrandpatron
(01.04.2002 9:10:37 AM EST)


Maybe it was "you" who drove Stephanie crazy.
What's with the three posts?
I didn't see any difference in #1 and #3.

well, slap me silly (0 replies)
started by razor696
(01.04.2002 4:52:11 AM EST)

lets try that again

*phone rings*
*woman answers*
hello?
*me* hey stephanie, wanna go out? i got this great place in mind...

friends help you move out of your home, and into your new house. TRUE friends will stand there, watching you vacuum the floor, and wait until you're done to point out "missed a spot!"

ok, what the hell? (0 replies)
started by razor696
(01.04.2002 4:47:40 AM EST)

it left out part of my post!

friends help you move out of your home, and into your new house. TRUE friends will stand there, watching you vacuum the floor, and wait until you're done to point out "missed a spot!"

dude, sweet (0 replies)
started by razor696
(01.04.2002 4:45:58 AM EST)

that's where i need to take an ex of mine...


hey Stephanie, you wanna go out, i got this great place in mind...

friends help you move out of your home, and into your new house. TRUE friends will stand there, watching you vacuum the floor, and wait until you're done to point out "missed a spot!"

How much (0 replies)  
started by marvin
(01.04.2002 3:43:00 AM EST)

is it going to cost him ? Less his consultation fee of course !

Kiss my Ass !

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