"People make suggestions on what to say all the time. I'll give you an example; I don't read what's handed to me. People say, 'Here, here's your speech, or here's an idea for a speech.' They're changed. Trust me."-Interview with the New York Times, March 15, 2000
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"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history." — Vice President Dan Quayle
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#96 The average American will eat 35,000 cookies in his/her lifetime.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put, "Hooked on Phonics."
One Liners
Q: How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say f*ck? A: Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese. Then the astronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That´s what happens to cheese when you leave it out. -Age 6
This should be renamed "Bizarre Lame Shit Somebody has made up and Passed Off as Real".
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tjshere
(01.07.2002 5:36:24 AM EST)
Bizarre News should stick to bizarre news. All of the other so-called bizarre things they send our way are just lame. This included. "Oh, how cute, a little kid's theory about the moon." *RALF*
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