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Man Arrested for Targeting Long-Haired Women

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 01/15/2002
 
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LONG BEACH, California - Police Officer Jana Blair said, Women with long hair can rest easier, because the Hair Bandit has been arrested. Michael Lynn Howard, 47, acted in a series of strange assaults during the holiday season, snipping off locks of long hair from women ranging in age from 12 to 45. The victims were shocked, but uninjured. Police arrested the Bandit this week after receiving an anonymous tip. Howard first had to receive medical attention for a wound from his last haircutting spree and was then taken into police custody.


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hairy tale (0 replies)
started by bigjohn2
(01.15.2002 8:09:16 PM EST)

lmao, damb guy just wanted to make a wig I'd say....

The Barber of Seville (0 replies)
started by marvin
(01.15.2002 3:08:06 PM EST)

lives on ! LOL

Kiss my Ass !

I like the part... (0 replies)
started by thegrandpatron
(01.15.2002 7:52:27 AM EST)


...where "Howard first had to receive medical attention for a wound from his last haircutting spree". He must have gotten somebody while she was PMSing.

I'm not making fun of women here. I believe most criminals should spend some time with any victim who chooses to retaliate. With police supervision of course. Especially L.A. Cop supervision. If you know what I mean. (Rodney King)

This one is true (0 replies)  
started by tjshere
(01.15.2002 6:15:26 AM EST)

It got a lot of media coverage out here around Christmas time. This dude really has a thing for hair, but not while it's on the woman. He talked his ex GF into shaving her head and giving him the hair. This is the type of freak we're sharing the planet with, folks.

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