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Granny Bank Robber on the Loose

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 01/18/2002
 
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DUESSELDORF, Germany - Police are on the hunt for a bank robber who has snagged $25,000 by waving a pistol at three bank tellers recently. Who is this fearless rogue? A pleasant, 70 year-old woman whom they are calling Pistol Granny. The woman has robbed three banks with her calm and relaxed M.O. A police spokesperson said, She´s very professional, she always appears calm and relaxed and she always targets female cashiers. Security cameras illustrate that she likes to wear a disguise. The last one included sunglasses and a woolen hat. They have received over 50 tips from the public, but are interviewing suspects in a sensitive manner. It´s not as if we´re charging into old people´s homes and lining up grandmothers for questioning.


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^5 to Granny (0 replies)
started by roger
(02.08.2003 10:22:33 AM EST)


Goddamn, if she can pull it off more power to her.


Just protecting my sheep
Hey Mom ! (0 replies)
started by marvin
(01.18.2002 2:14:01 PM EST)

how's your holiday going in Germany ? Got enough cash ?

Kiss my Ass !

Hey the Glasses Disguise... (0 replies)
started by thegrandpatron
(01.18.2002 9:24:23 AM EST)


...worked for Clark Kent for years. She is probably using the money to buy Viagra for the old men at the home.

Pretty impressive (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(01.18.2002 7:34:49 AM EST)

I hope I can still get my gun when I'm her age.

Check out that tongue action!
Never fear.....TJ's here!

Could this be... (0 replies)  
started by proverbialchump
(01.18.2002 5:56:23 AM EST)

one of my lost ancestors?

"Grannies got a gun, Germany has come undone." (Sung to Aerosmiths, Janies got a gun.)

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