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The female praying mantis eats her partner after sex. During copulation, the larger female hooks her deadly arms around him and begins nibbling away at him, but his sex drive is so strong that he can carry on even while being eaten.
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Well...
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started by
sassygal
(01.19.2002 9:13:42 PM EST)
I'm glad I'm not a praying mantis!
Not that eating your partner isn't something I like... I would just prefer he live long enough to return the favor.. LOL
Just like...
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started by
proverbialchump
(01.19.2002 8:11:24 AM EST)
the fine species of a human female, only the death for the male is slower and dragged out.
My wife and I had some of the greatest sex we've ever had last night. I especially liked that one part where she almost moved, wow!
Sex
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started by
marvin
(01.19.2002 4:29:17 AM EST)
makes me hungry too .... so bite me !
Whoopie
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started by
tjshere
(01.19.2002 0:38:50 AM EST)
I carry on pretty well when I'm being eaten too. I never thought that was bizarre.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
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