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Thief Gets Stiff Fine for Stealing Bull Semen

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 01/26/2002
 
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COOKVILLE, Texas - This is no bull! A 34-year-old man was arrested after allegedly stealing several thousand dollars worth of bull semen from a cattle ranch near Cookville. According to police, Joey Allen Long threw some of the bull semen, contained in applicator straws, out the window, during the pursuit, then slowed down along Titus County Road SE 6 and jumped from the rolling vehicle to escape on foot. A tank of bull semen was found inside the vehicle and an artificial insemination kit was also recovered. Long was arrested near U.S. 67 after another foot chase, and taken into custody.


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The big question is.... (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(01.26.2002 9:34:26 AM EST)

Did he steal it for himself???

LMAO@stroking the longhorn.

Check out that tongue action!
Never fear.....TJ's here!

Stroking the Longhorn. (0 replies)
started by proverbialchump
(01.26.2002 8:35:02 AM EST)

Sounds like something Tom Green would do.

Police later discovered (0 replies)  
started by marvin
(01.26.2002 3:19:40 AM EST)

one very exhausted but extremely happy bull !

Kiss my Ass !

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