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"It's important for [the United Nations'] words to mean what they say, andas we head into the 21st century, Mark, when it comes to our security, wereally don't need anybody's permission."—Bush, during a press conference in 2003 (in the 21st century) Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President George Bush Discusses Iraq inNational Press Conference," March 6, 2003
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"We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play."
— Pat Williams, Orlando Magic general manager, on his team's 7-27 record. (1992)
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#152 In 1985, the fastest bicyclist was clocked at 154 mph.
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 Attack of the Killer Tomatoes | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 02/01/2002 | | |  |
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GENEVA - A pair of 72-DDs is being blamed for the death of a 32-year-old groom-to-be who was celebrating his bachelor party at a popular strip club. The well-endowed Kandy Kane was giving Daniel Greene a lap dance and began smothering his face with her humongous hooters. Witnesses said Greene began waving his hands around, but everyone thought he was just enjoying the attention. Who could have known that he was signaling for help? said a confused friend. Onlookers eventually realized that Greene was no longer moving, and pulled him from between Miss Kane´s breasts. Now Greene´s family is suing Miss Kane and the strip club for wrongful death. Those breasts were lethal weapons, Greene´s father told reporters.
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not true
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started by
mikemelick
(02.02.2002 5:11:51 PM EST)
I don't think this is a true story, read in another site that it is cooked up
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If only all brown nosers....
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started by
willi
(02.02.2002 3:54:32 AM EST)
would die from having their faces buried in their bosses' asses, the world would be such a beautiful place.
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The winner of a $1 million lottery scratch ticket may not be so lucky after all: He's a convicted bank robber who isn't supposed to gamble. Timothy Elliott faces a Dec. 7 court hearing over whether he violated his probation when he bought the $10 ticket for the $800 Million Spectacular game at a supermarket in Hyannis.
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