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Chastity Lock

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 02/05/2002
 
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MORRISTOWN, TN - A man who thought his wife was cheating on him decided to take drastic measures and placed what he called a chastity lock through his wife´s genitals. Floyd Weseman is being charged with aggravated assault after his wife fled away in terror and filed charges against her demented husband. He allegedly cut holes on both sides of her vagina and inserted a 3/4 inch lock through the holes. When arrested, police found the key on his person.


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Floyd (0 replies)
started by roger
(02.20.2002 9:38:02 AM EST)

Wasn't he the barber on the Andy Griffith Show?


Just protecting my sheep

Why the hell (0 replies)
started by kweenbee
(02.14.2002 7:17:18 PM EST)

Did she allow him to cut the holes?

Love the country, live to pee outside!

If his wife was a bank, (0 replies)
started by willi
(02.05.2002 7:47:32 PM EST)

I'd quit being a patron. After all, if you can't make a deposit, you most certainly can't make a withdrawal.

I hope he finds... (2 replies)
started by thegrandpatron
(02.05.2002 8:46:07 AM EST)


...our prisons to his liking. He'll wish his asshole was lokcked before he gets out.

I bet (0 replies)
started by marvin
(02.05.2002 4:29:45 AM EST)

the locksmith went away with a smile on his face.

But that is sick, I hope they throw the key away on him !

Kiss my Ass !

Well (0 replies)  
started by tjshere
(02.05.2002 4:15:26 AM EST)

What else would you call it? OK, OK, I mean besides sick.

Check out that tongue action!
Never fear.....TJ's here!

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