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Situation Gets Hairy For Bald Cocaine Dealer

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 02/06/2002
 
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BRESCIA, Italy - A bald drug smuggler was feeling ´Head and Shoulders´ above the rest until police found cocaine in the man´s shampoo bottle. Police became suspicious of his need for the product which they found during a routine inspection and upon further investigation discovered 400 grams of cocaine inside the bottle. The man told them he was only a local dealer but promised to help police trace a ring which had smuggled drugs from Colombia and Peru. The suspects are said to be Italian, Albanian, Macedonian and Nigerian nationals. The information has lead to 16 additional arrests.


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That does it (0 replies)
started by roger
(02.20.2002 9:35:14 AM EST)

from now on all my drugs go into the base of my cane. Hey TJ, I got it figured out.


Just protecting my sheep

I thought bald was beautiful (0 replies)
started by kweenbee
(02.14.2002 7:19:26 PM EST)

Not stupid. LMAO@Malcom

Love the country, live to pee outside!

Should have got a Greek (0 replies)
started by marvin
(02.06.2002 9:30:08 AM EST)

and used hair restorer bottles ;-)

Kiss my Ass !

The Bald reference reminds me... (0 replies)
started by thegrandpatron
(02.06.2002 8:56:12 AM EST)


Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.

Olive oil smuggling (2 replies)
started by malcom
(02.06.2002 7:54:28 AM EST)

I'd have been more suspicious of the Italian with a shampoo bottle.
HAHAHAHAHHA

Memo to self: (4 replies)  
started by tjshere
(02.06.2002 5:01:36 AM EST)

Do not attempt to smuggle drugs inside a packet of condoms.

Check out that tongue action!
Never fear.....TJ's here!

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