"I think it's important for those of us in a position of responsibility to be firm in sharing our experiences, to understand that the babies out of wedlock is a very difficult chore for mom and baby alike...I believe weought to say there is a different alternative than the culture that is proposed by people like Miss Wolf in society...And, you know, hopefully, condoms will work, but it hasn't worked."-Meet the Press, Nov. 21, 1999
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A FUN-loving fraternity at the University of Tennessee-Knoxville has been shut down for its "Animal House" antics. The national Kappa Alpha Order disbanded the school's chapter after learning it had regularly recruited homeless men, "liquored them up, gave them large boxing gloves and let them go to town," reports school paper the Daily Beacon. Also irksome to KAO leaders were the frat's traditions of cockfighting, gambling and, as one member put it, the fact that "we usually hire a stripper about once a week."
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