Darryl Does It Again
By: Robnoxious	Published: 03/14/2002
Florida -- March 12,2002, Darryl Strawberry celebrated his 40th birthday by getting tossed out of a court-ordered drug rehab program for breaking a slew (A total of 11 violations.) of treatment center rules, including a ban on sex between residents, according to court documents released Wednesday. Strawberry told his probation officer Tuesday he had sex with a female resident three days earlier. Strawberry was transferred to Marion County Jail on Tuesday, his 40th birthday. Dressed in an orange and white jail uniform (see below), Strawberry appeared briefly before a judge Wednesday to be advised of the charge against him. Among the long list of violations, probation officers said Strawberry has been caught smoking, exchanging baseballs for cigarettes, autographing baseball cards and clothing and giving money to other residents. Strawberry at one time had at least $140,000 cash on hand in the center. He also accepted cigarettes from his brother on a visit when both were informed that any such transaction was not acceptable, misused telephone privileges, shaved his head against program rules, and contracted and exploited himself on others. The report said Strawberry's behavior worsened in December, including an argument with a counselor the day after Christmas when Strawberry used profanity. It happened at a session in which residents were encouraged to share their feeling about the holidays. Strawberry also was cited for kissing a female resident, not taking medications properly and being caught smoking behind the dormitories. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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These charges (0 replies) started by roger (04.16.2003 2:12:56 AM EST) in of their own are petty but you can't do them in a treatment center. He just doesn't know how to follow rules. Just protecting my sheep

this guy (0 replies) started by bigjohn2 (01.11.2003 10:31:47 PM EST) was once a great ballplayer, turned big time looser...

LMAO! (0 replies) started by luvly1 (04.23.2002 8:10:55 PM EST) I don't know about this guy Rob. I don't know him from Adam, but I can say this much. These charges against him seem meaningless & petty to me! Of course I'm not the very least bit familiar with progrmas the likes of which this guy is in, but BFD! Okay....okay....the enormity of all of the rules broken compounds the issues & makes Strawberry subject to get kicked out. I don't mean to be the Devil's advocate here, but where the hell was everyone while this guy crewed up the 2st couple of times? It seems to me that if this was such a well kept & reputable facility, ole Strawberry picker here would never have had the chance to jeopardize himself & other residents! So.... hahahaha! Why should I care about either of the parties involved here? Cool post though Rob! It stimulated my brain a tad...:)

Wotta Dumbfuk (0 replies) started by zx29b (03.23.2002 11:15:36 AM EST) If I had just one-tenth of his fortune I sure wouldn't spend it on drugs. Stupid shit. Stick him and OJ in the same prison cell and watch them scream about how they are such victims.

If Daryl Dawkins.... (0 replies) started by willi (03.16.2002 3:51:56 AM EST) was "Chocolate Thunder", this Darryl is definitely "Chocolate Flunder". Wake up Darryl, the sixth grade ended 28 years ago!

How low can he go? (1 reply) started by thegrandpatron (03.14.2002 8:53:33 AM EST) He shaved his head... Had sex with a woman... Smoked Cigarettes... Autographed baseballs... and cussed when asked about his feelings... I'm not sure what "contracted and exploited himself on others" means. But that doesn't sound good. Oh by the way, I hate Darrell Strawberry. He's had many a second chance.

Wait a second here (0 replies) started by tjshere (03.14.2002 4:48:11 AM EST) I am by no means a Darryl Strawberry fan but I really fail to see where he did much wrong. He shaved his head? Whoopie. It's his head, empty though it may be. He kissed a woman and got laid, cussed and smoked? Big deal. He's in drug rehab, not the gulag. Is this Russia? This isn't Russia is it? Never fear.....TJ's here!

Poor Darryl (0 replies) started by marvin (03.14.2002 2:36:05 AM EST) I'm sure it was a "damn" fine Christmas dinner too !

Here's an idea (0 replies)   started by roger (03.14.2002 1:21:33 AM EST) blow his damn brains out. Just protecting my sheep

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