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 Two Ride Horses Through Wal-Mart | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 04/12/2002 | | |  |
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EL DORADO, Ark. - Frontier justice and modern retailing collided when police arrested two men for riding horses through the food section of a Wal-Mart Supercenter.
Store workers told police early Sunday the men rode horses through the store, then led officers to a large pile of horse manure just inside the entrance.
Officers were able to stop John Glenn Carelock, 20, and were trying to coax Clinton Evers, 23, from his horse when Evers rode off, with officers in pursuit.
Police said Evers was swinging what appeared to be either reins or a rope at deputies. When police yelled for him to stop and dismount, he responded by yelling an obscenity. He fled into a wooded area, and was later caught on a nearby road.
Evers was arrested on misdemeanor charges of disorderly conduct and public intoxication. Carelock was booked for public intoxication. Both men were released on citations to appear in Municipal Court.
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Clean up in aisle..
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started by
acidinterval
(04.13.2002 3:49:48 PM EST)
16 now!! the horses-ass is on the move..
j/k TJ
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