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Report Names 'Sweatiest' U.S. City

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 06/23/2002
 
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CHICAGO - Every year there's a new one: Most livable U.S. city, friendliest city, town with the best manners. Now comes the first annual sweatiest city award.

Top honors go to San Antonio, Texas.

On a typical summer day, San Antonio residents lose more than 1 liter of perspiration per hour during exercise such as walking, the announcement said.

Dallas-Ft. Worth, New Orleans, Houston and West Palm Beach, Florida, fleshed out the top five sweatiest cities.

The list was released on Thursday by Procter & Gamble's Old Spice Red Zone deodorant, apparently in a sweat to produce some first-day-of-summer publicity.

It was based, the announcement said, on the average high temperature and humidity during June, July and August in the 50 cities reviewed. Based on this the company estimated the sweat produced by walking one hour each day.

"Although some view sweat as embarrassing, it is necessary to keep the body cool," said Mark Davis, described as a perspiration expert for Old Spice, which said it is sending the mayor of San Antonio a case of its Red Zone.

The five least sweaty cities were in order: Barrow, Alaska, San Francisco, Seattle, San Diego and Los Angeles.

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    I know I sweated... (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (06.24.2002 9:25:56 PM EST)

    my ass off when I was there in boot camp! (Lackland AFB.)

    LMAO @ Mark Davis (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (06.23.2002 8:23:12 AM EST)

    The guy went to college for 4 long years so he can call himself a "perspiration expert". Personally, I'd say his job is the pits.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    YOu'd figure... (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (06.23.2002 3:22:06 AM EST)

    it would have to be a midwestern city where the humidity is high. Not a texas city there the humidity is low..

    *shrugs* But as an employee of Proctor & Gamble, i'd have to agree we are shipping out alot of deoderant.

    Theres a whole world out there... but no matter where you are, your are there..

    No sweat ..... (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (06.23.2002 3:17:19 AM EST)

    I guess the residents of SF & LA don't sweat they just perspire .... or simply don't walk for an hour a day !

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