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BERLIN - German police have launched a manhunt for a convicted murderer who escaped from prison in a cardboard box.
The 27-year-old Yugoslav outwitted guards by concealing himself in a box he had been given to assemble at the Waldeck prison in eastern Germany.
"He had been working in the prison's box folding department and it appears he got into a box," said Christian Pegel, spokesman for the justice ministry in the eastern state of Mecklenburg-Vorpommern.
A truck driver unwittingly transported the box out of jail and the prisoner jumped off the vehicle unseen. Police are combing the area using helicopters, horses and dogs.
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Duh!!
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started by
acidinterval
(07.02.2002 1:14:11 AM EST)
every other prisioner there, are kicking themselves right not for not thinking of that first.
Hanging out in a box
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started by
tjshere
(07.01.2002 11:19:27 AM EST)
I guess this prison allows conjugal visits.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
He can be found
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started by
marvin
(07.01.2002 2:56:53 AM EST)
hiding in a shop doorway in any major western city !
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