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Jacksonville, FL -- As Mayor John Delaney gave his annual budget address in July 2002, a game of solitaire was up on City Councilwoman Suzanne Jenkins' computer in the council chambers at City Hall.
Jenkins said she stopped playing on the computer before Delaney began speaking.
"If you watch me on council, you'll see I'm pretty active and aware," she said.
Jenkins wasn't observed playing as the Times-Union photographer shot pictures.
Councilman Jim Overton, who sits next to Jenkins, was overheard in the council hallway Wednesday saying, "Someone's got to tell Suzanne she can't do that with a camera right behind her."
Overton later told the Times-Union, "My impression from being there is that it was sitting there more than she was messing with it. I rather doubt that a game of solitaire is going to distract someone as savvy and in tune with the issues as Suzanne."
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Damn right Roger
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marvin
(07.17.2002 2:40:03 AM EST)
but will she get her tits out for us ? LOL
NO
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roger
(07.17.2002 0:47:58 AM EST)
What someone has to tell Suzanne is the URL to Goofball.com... this is the place for goofing off. Solitare?? wtf???
Just protecting my sheep
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Jacksonville, FL -- As Mayor John Delaney gave his annual budget address in July 2002, a game of solitaire was up on City Councilwoman Suzanne Jenkins' computer in the council chambers at City Hall.
