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400 Sheep Commit Suicide in France

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 07/25/2002
 
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More than 400 sheep leapt to their deaths this weekend in mountainous southeastern France — likely a panicked attempt to escape from a pack of wolves, police said.

The sheep have lain in a ravine near the Mercantour national park since Saturday, and police were burning them on Tuesday. Officials discovered wolf bite marks on some of the carcasses.

Police said there was no risk of contamination to the water supply.

The local agriculture department started a procedure to reimburse the owner, who lost 406 animals — nearly his entire herd.

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    started by tjshere
    (07.26.2002 8:57:39 PM EST)

    I wonder who will assume the mayorship during the lengthy grieving process?

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    poor roger (0 replies)
    started by razor696
    (07.25.2002 3:22:43 PM EST)

    you were just too rough for that group, weren't ya?

    Truly loving another means letting go of all expectations. It means full acceptence, even celebration of another's personhood.

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    started by marvin
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    Were they too shy for you ? Hahahahahahahahaha

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