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Man Gorges 50 Franks in 12 Minutes

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 07/05/2002
 
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NEW YORK - He gorged, and gulped, and nearly gagged.

And then, in a last-minute feeding frenzy, Takeru Kobayashi of Japan — the Michael Jordan of hot dog eating — defended his world title Thursday by gobbling a world record 50 franks in just 12 minutes.

Antacid, anyone?

The reed-thin Kobayashi plowed through an average of one hot dog every 14.25 seconds to insure he would retain the mustard yellow championship belt in the 87th competition at Nathan's Famous in Coney Island.

The 5-foot-7 Kobayashi, despite the 94-degree heat and stifling humidity, managed to barely best his 2001 mark of 50 hot dogs.

"The heat was inhuman," said Rich Shea, spokesman for the event organizer, the International Federation of Competitive Eating. "This proves he is the finest athlete in the world."

As he did last year, the 24-year-old Kobayashi employed the "Solomon method" — snapping the hot dogs in half, then simultaneously shoving both pieces into his mouth.

Since 1996, the Japanese have dominated the annual Fourth of July competition. The only U.S. winner since then was New Jersey's Steve Keiner in 1999.

Before the contest, Kobayashi was the lightest of the 20 competitors, weighing in at 113 pounds. After his record-setting performance, his weight had ballooned to 129, Shea said.

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    drunk (0 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (07.07.2002 0:44:30 AM EST)

    I'm drunk. I don't know what to write...I'm alone...MorbidTiger left me. I'm so alone.


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    LMAO @ Finest athlete2! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.05.2002 11:22:23 AM EST)

    But I was stunned when I found out this little geek is only 113 lbs. I figured he was a sumo wrestler-type.

    I wonder if the championship belt comes with a free case of Charmin?

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

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    started by michaelcarl
    (07.05.2002 8:33:52 AM EST)

    What we're dealing with here is the perfect engine. An eating machine.
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    LMAO@ Rich Shea (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (07.05.2002 3:57:44 AM EST)

    "This proves he is the finest athlete ...."

    He's a fucking pig !!!!!!!!

    Oh BTW - was that with onions, ketchup and mustard ?

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