"Well, it's an unimaginable honor to be the president during the Fourth of July of this country. It means what these words say, for starters. The great inalienable rights of our country. We're blessed with such values in America. And I--it's--I'm a proud man to be the nation based upon such wonderful values."--Visiting the Jefferson Memorial, Washington, D.C., July 2, 2001
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is so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
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CAIRO - Egyptian police have arrested a man who performed brain surgery on a number of people even though he had only a primary school education, court sources said Wednesday.
The 40-year-old saw around 200 patients a week in the oasis town of Fayoum near Cairo. He charged 22 Egyptian pounds ($4.74) per patient and operated on a number of people but the fate of his victims was not immediately known.
The man had forged a secondary school certificate and claimed to have studied brain surgery in Cairo and Germany.
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Stupid bastards!
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willi
(08.18.2002 11:36:59 PM EST)
this guy may have cracked open a few noggins but I doubt that he encountered any gray matter among these pea-brains!
The Scarecrow.
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michaelcarl
(08.18.2002 11:11:18 AM EST)
Former ruler of Oz, he is still well beloved by the citizens and a trusted advisor to Queen Ozma. He helped Dorothy on her first adventure, hoping to receive a brain. He got it, and his wisdom has been most helpful in thinking through many problems.
His "Victims"
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marvin
(08.18.2002 4:59:19 AM EST)
are now senior strategists for Al Qaeda.
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