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ALCOY, Spain - A Spanish priest baptizing a 3-year-old girl slapped the child in the face because she would not stop crying, a newspaper reported Saturday.
Father Enrique Abad of Santa Rosa parish in the southeast town of Alcoy had asked the mother of 3-year-old Alba Diaz Pons to quiet her during the ceremony last Saturday, El Mundo said.
A firecracker explosion outside the church upset the girl even more. So as Abad anointed the child's forehead with oil, he slapped her in the face with his other hand, the paper said.
Telephone calls to the Santa Rosa church on Saturday went unanswered.
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here's what i find funny
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razor696
(08.29.2002 5:45:17 PM EST)
"More Masturbation Euphemisms IV " is a related link. LMAO
but on the serious side, i think that priest should be subject to the new chinease tourture "1000 slaps of death" where they put up 2 poles, and tie his wrists to the tops of the poles, and his ankles to the bottom, and he is naked. then some angry midget slaps the priest's balls 1000 times. bet he'd never slap anyone ever again after that!
Truly loving another means letting go of all expectations. It means full acceptence, even celebration of another's personhood.
and your point is ?
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marvin
(08.26.2002 4:36:25 AM EST)
Ooops not very PC there Marvin !
Good thing.....
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tjshere
(08.26.2002 1:59:43 AM EST)
It was a little girl. Had it been a boy the slap would have been mere foreplay.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
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