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Home Run Could Mean Free Tacos

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 10/24/2002
 
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SAN FRANCISCO - Barry Bonds could end up feeding the nation during this World Series.

Taco Bell is promising free tacos for the entire country if Bonds, or any other player, hits a target floating in a cove behind the right-field fence at Pacific Bell Park.

The 15-foot diameter target will remain in place through Game 5. Any home run that touches it during the three games scheduled at the park entitles everyone in the United States to a free taco coupon.

The company says it would pick a window of time on one day when people can redeem the coupons.

Of the 27 home runs to land in McCovey Cove since the park opened, Bonds has hit 21 of them for the San Francisco Giants. His team faces the Anaheim Angels on Tuesday in Game 3.

Taco Bell sponsored a similar promotion last year, offering free tacos to the country if the Mir space station hit the company's 40-foot-by-40-foot target in the South Pacific.

Mir finished the day 0-1.

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    I like Marvin's idea (0 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (11.05.2002 4:36:48 PM EST)

    mass murder is a wonderful idea Marvin. **loads the fully automatic Tech-9 and the semi-automatic 9mm Beretta and leaves**


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    Mass murder ? (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (10.25.2002 3:57:17 PM EST)

    whatever next.

    (No I don't like tacos)

    Atleast... (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (10.25.2002 1:54:58 PM EST)

    they ain't giving away free chili to the whole country.

    When was the last time you changed your underware?

    I can see it now (0 replies)
    started by cowbelle
    (10.25.2002 11:25:13 AM EST)

    he hits the target, taco bell loses big bucks, drops their sponsorship and the players strike.

    Or he could miss it and the players strike.

    Or he could not even show up for the game and the players strike.

    The game could get rained out and the players strike.

    I know the outcome to this one

    The freedom of the ride

    Tacos? (2 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (10.25.2002 7:18:35 AM EST)

    For anything to do with Bonds they ought to give away either hot dogs or hams.

    My schween is small but my tongue is mighty!
    I'm trying to look at things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

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