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There's Beer to Wash Away Your Troubles

By: robnoxiousPublished: 11/27/2002
 
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BERLIN - There are days when you feel like a bath full of beer, not just a glass.

Now you can have both -- thanks to a German brewery which has developed a beer you can wash down your food with or wash down your body.

Klosterbrauerei, or monastic brewery, was looking for ways to mop up excess capacity in a slumping beer market and struck upon the bathtime supplement to help tipplers soak away their stresses and strains.

The brewery, in Neuzelle, near Leipzig, eastern Germany, says the dark brown brew has restorative powers for both the mind and body to improve the skin and pep up spirits.

"It opens up the pores, the yeast penetrates the skin and after 15 minutes your skin feels softer everywhere," company spokesman Dirk Vock told Reuters. "It is also a good remedy for people with skin problems."

"The beer cloaks bathers in a delicate aroma of malt," said, Vock who recommended about three liters of beer per bathtub.

But Klosterbrauerei, which showed the bath beer to shoppers in Leipzig Thursday, said those taking a boozy dip would not end up smelling like a brewery.

"When you get to work, you won't smell like you've just emerged from the corner bar," Vock said.

Although once the beer has been mixed with the bathwater, Vock says it is best not to take a sneaky sup.

"Obviously you wouldn't want to drink bath oil once you've bathed in it either," he said.

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    Would work great for me. (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (11.30.2002 9:42:21 PM EST)

    Where do I sign?

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    yeah sounds great (0 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (11.29.2002 10:05:50 PM EST)

    personally I don't think the smell would be all that great to sit and soak in


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    I'm in a lather! (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (11.29.2002 2:11:44 AM EST)

    The best thing is that your bathwater will have twice the head of suds than Mr. Bubbles!

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    started by tjshere
    (11.28.2002 10:24:01 AM EST)

    This is your average, run-of-the-mill beer with a clever new marketing campaign.

    My schween is small but my tongue is mighty!
    pretty snazzy, huh?

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