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Teenage Thief Wins Lottery at First Go

By: robnoxiousPublished: 11/06/2002
 
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LONDON - A teenager with a criminal record has scooped nearly 10 million pounds ($15 million) playing Britain's national lottery on his first try, newspapers reported Tuesday.

At a conference organized by lottery company Camelot, Michael Carroll, 19, said he had never played the lottery before but on a whim decided to buy two "lucky dips" which netted him a 9.7 million pounds jackpot.

Carroll, who was recently released from jail and still has to wear a court-ordered electronic tag so police can monitor his whereabouts, said he was now going to mend his crooked ways. "I was like any normal teen-ager and made a few mistakes," he was reported as saying in the Daily Telegraph. "But that's all changed now. It won't happen again."

Carroll's win has prompted a furious response from some tabloid newspapers -- the Daily Star branded him a "Jammy Git" and the Sun called for convicted criminals to be banned from playing the lottery.

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    Newspapers are stupid (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (11.10.2002 2:54:02 PM EST)

    and the public remain as gullible as ever.

    Kid, put the money in the bank and live off the (approx) $2,000+ a week interest.

    1 night on the town: 5,000 Pounds... (0 replies)
    started by bigdadlong
    (11.07.2002 2:18:34 PM EST)

    Heroin until your arm falls off: 100,000 Pounds...

    Hookers for all your boys for a month: 53,000 Pounds...

    Somethings can't be bought with money, for everything else there's "Luck Dips".

    anybody wanna bet (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (11.07.2002 8:51:32 AM EST)


    as to how long the money lasts

    this is great (0 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (11.06.2002 8:04:51 PM EST)

    this should happen more often, just to shove it in society's face.


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    Here here.... (0 replies)
    started by akocurek
    (11.06.2002 4:47:32 PM EST)

    Jolly good chap.

    A jammy git??? (3 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (11.06.2002 3:43:20 AM EST)

    Damn, I wish Brits spoke English.

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