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When Shoplifting, Don't Start Running Until You're Out The Door

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 06/22/2003
 
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Palestine, Texas - Greg Cagle, owner of Harris Food Store, got a workout Friday morning as he chased and captured a suspected thief.

According a police report, Cagle saw Robert Estridge, 18, of Palestine enter the store and start to leave a few minutes later around 7:45 a.m. without purchasing anything.

As Estridge was about to exit the store, he started running and Cagle began chasing him, the store owner recalled.

"I chased him around the store and up the street," Cagle said.

Cagle credits the quick thinking and help of two bystanders in capturing the suspected thief.

"A man called the police on his cell phone and another followed him (Estridge)," Cagle explained.

By the time police arrived, the alleged thief was ready to give up.

According to a police report, Estridge was arrested by Palestine police officer Johnnye Goodman after being identified by Cagle.

Cagle said that it makes him happy to know that he and his store have the support of the community.

"For them to help was great," Cagle added.

One of the men did not even stay around to receive a 'thank you,' Cagle said.

According to the report, $47.52 of Sudafed and other over-the-counter decongestant cold medication was taken.

All the merchandise taken from the store was recovered.

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    Tweakers........ (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (06.23.2003 2:02:28 PM EST)

    Just don't have the nerves of steel required for this LINE of work.

    LMAO @ the scumbag doper-thief getting the shit beat out of him.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    I love this bit (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (06.23.2003 5:32:57 AM EST)

    "By the time police arrived, the alleged thief was ready to give up."

    Reading between the lines the thief was getting his ass well and truly kicked! LMAO

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    Well La Tee Da (9 replies)  
    started by roger
    (06.23.2003 0:34:31 AM EST)


    The guys steals some sudafed and someone chased him down.... I bet by God he wouldn't do that in some of the neighborhoods around here. The thiefs around here you wouldn't want to chase if they took your wife.

    Give the man a medal - he captured someone with a head cold. Wouldn't it be ironic if the guy needed the sudafed because he had SARS and you chase him down and get it?

    hahahahahaha

    ^5 Rob

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