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    German Teaches Dog Hitler salute

    By: tjsherePublished: 10/20/2003
     
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    BERLIN, Germany -- A German man who taught his dog Adolf to give a Hitler salute by raising his right paw has been charged with violating Germany's anti-Nazi laws, a Berlin court said on Wednesday.

    Police investigated after members of the public complained they had seen the man giving the stiff-arm "Hitler salute" and telling his dog: "Adolf sit, give me the salute!," a court spokeswoman said.

    As he was questioned by police the man ordered his dog to give them the Hitler salute as well, she said.

    Germany has strict laws banning the use of Nazi symbols, but the man identified only as Roland T. told Bild newspaper he did not understand what the fuss was about.

    "My father was in the cavalry and this is the way I was raised," he said.

    Pictures in Bild showed the dog, a German shepherd crossbreed, giving the salute. His owner is shown with a Hitler-style moustache.

    The trial is set for Thursday.

    He is also accused of shouting the Nazi battlecry "Sieg Heil" in front of Berlin police and of wearing a "Hitler" t-shirt and shouting "Heil Hitler" at a market in the city.

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    just (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (10.21.2003 9:09:20 PM EST)

    hang him

    the trial is set for thursday (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (10.21.2003 12:11:23 PM EST)

    i bet he hopes he gets the masturbating judge
    heil yea


    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
    Do you get the feeling.... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.21.2003 1:57:56 AM EST)


    This guy needs to find a real job?

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    What?? (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (10.21.2003 0:19:49 AM EST)


    The dog wore a Hitler T Shirt and shouted Heil Hitler at a market? That dog is worth some monies.

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