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"We're expediting the administrative appeals process, so that disputes over projects are resolved quickly. In other words, not everybody agrees with thinning, there will objections. But we want those objections to be heard, of course—every citizen needs to hear a voice." —Bush, hearing voices in Summerhaven, Ariz. Source: The White House, "President Bush Promotes Healthy Forests in Arizona," Aug. 11, 2003
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"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is nherently of no value to us."
—Western Union internal memo, 1876
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#187 There are over 61,000 pizzerias in the U.S.
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was in church with a tee-shirt on that said "WHO FARTED?"
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Q. How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A. They both look out their window and see Rubble.
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 What's in a Name? Everything When the Name is Butt | | By: JSkills | Published: 10/24/2003 | | |  |
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LONDON - A British couple have been forced to move house because of the shame caused by the name of their street -- Butt Hole Road.
Paul and Lisa Allott sold their $250,000 bungalow in Conisbrough, northern England after living there for just 15 months, fed up with the constant leg-pulling.
Taxis and pizza delivery men would fail to turn up, thinking their order was just a prank, and they grew tired with groups of youths posing for photos by the nearby street sign with their buttocks bared.
"I like a laugh, but it was beyond a joke," Allott told the Sun newspaper.
Attempts to contact the new residents were unsuccessful -- they have taken a confidential telephone number.
Editor's Note: Ok, I know in England and in America we speak the same language, but certain terms and phrases are just different. However, "Butt Hole" can only mean one thing as far as I'm concerned. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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The first song played on Armed Forces Radio during operation Desert Shield was Rock the Casba by the Clash.
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