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Horny Rhino Hits On Car

By: robnoxiousPublished: 04/22/2004
 
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A rampant rhinoceros gave a group of visitors a glimpse of nature in the raw at a British safari park when he tried to have sex with their car.

Sharka, a two tonne white rhino, got amorous with Dave Alsop's car when he stopped with three friends to take pictures of the animal mating with his partner Trixie at the West Midland Safari Park.

The 12-year-old rhino tried to mount the Renault Laguna from the side, denting the doors and ripping off the wing mirrors before Dave drove away with a puffing Sharka in pursuit.

"He was a big boy and obviously aroused," Alsop told the Sun newspaper. "He sidled up against us. The next thing I know he's banging away at the car and it's rocking like hell."

A spokeswoman for the park, which says "rhinos are not particularly intelligent animals" on its website, said Sharka was a hit with the female rhinos and had fathered two calves in the last five years.

"He's got a bit of a reputation, this lad, and he was obviously at it again," she added.

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    did someone say (0 replies)
    started by ebenny
    (04.22.2004 11:21:41 PM EST)

    auto erotica?

    If the car is a-rockin... RUN!

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    started by bigjohn2
    (04.22.2004 3:49:51 PM EST)

    they were in schlong shock

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