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	"Just remember it's the birds that's supposed to suffer, not the hunter." - Advising quail hunter and New Mexico Sen. Pete Domenici, Roswell, N.M., Jan. 22, 2004

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	"Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone." — Jan King

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	#40 It is possible to lead a cow up stairs but not down.

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	Q: What's the Cuban National Anthem? A: "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"

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	In its ancient form, the carrot was purple, not orange.