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If you do not know there is a new world eye milk squirting record, then you had better improve your news-gathering methods because you are missing the important stuff.
Ilker Yilmaz broke one of the world's most unusual world records on August 31, 2004, in Istanbul, Turkey. The 28-year-old construction worker loudly snorted milk up his nose and squirted it 2.795 meters (9.2 feet) out of his left eye in what he hopes will be recognized as a world record.
"I'm happy and proud that I can get Turkey in the record book even if it's for milk squirting," said Yilmaz. He is among only a handful of people around the world who can perform the feat because of an anomaly of the tear duct.
Mike Moraal of Vancouver is listed in The Guinness Book of World Records as the current record holder for squirting milk from his eye a distance of 2.615 meters (8.5 feet) in France in 2001. Guinness said it had no official representative present to witness Yilmaz 's feat, and was waiting for documents from organizers of Wednesday's event to prove the record.
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