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Paris Hilton Pisses In Cab

By: robnoxiousPublished: 01/21/2006
 
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Paris Hilton's publicists are trying to silence a Hawaiian taxi-driver who claims the socialite urinated in his cab.

Harden Jamison tells American tabloid National Enquirer the hotel heiress and Simple Life star was too drunk to notice she'd wet herself when he picked her and boyfriend Stavros Niarchos up after a party on Maui.

The disgusted cab driver claims he mopped up the mess with a towel and plans to use Hilton's own DNA as evidence against her.

Jamison has gone public with his story after getting threatened by Hilton's heavies, who hitched a ride in his cab, after making it known that he has a towel drenched with the socialite's urine.

He says: "They were all drunk and abusive. I kicked them out and flagged down a cop."

The cab driver claims one of Hilton's pals offered him $200 (€165.70) for the towel.

A spokesman for the socialite denies the incident.

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    Got me to thinkin' (0 replies)
    started by lingleha
    (01.22.2006 9:30:42 AM EST)

    How does the cab driver know it's her piss and not her boy friends? I think it would be easier for him than her to piss in the back seat of a car and not get out of the car soaking wet.

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    uhmm (0 replies)
    started by leadj
    (01.21.2006 11:11:36 PM EST)

    i bet if he put it on evay he could maybe get a few more dollars for it

    Oh hell (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (01.21.2006 1:33:48 AM EST)


    they can get your DNA from your urine? Damn, my exwife is gonna kill my ass

    LMAO! (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (01.21.2006 0:46:34 AM EST)


    Miss Hilton's urine-soaked towel should get a spot in the Hall of Shame right next to Monica's blue (and white) dress. LOL

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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