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Sex Gadget Gets Man in Trouble at Airport

By: anonymousPublished: 09/03/2006
 
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CHICAGO - Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey.

So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.

Madin Azad Amin, 29, of Skokie, was stopped Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.

When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.

He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.

He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office.

Amin's attorney told a Cook County judge Wednesday that Amin whispered that the component was a "pump." The guard misunderstood, and thought he said "bomb," according to defense attorney Eileen O'Neill-Burke.

"He told her it's a pump," O'Neill-Burke said. "He's standing with his mother. Of course he's not going to shout this out."

However, Judge Gerald Winiecki decided there was sufficient evidence for the case to move forward after the female security guard testified that she heard Amin "clearly" say the word bomb.

Amin is charged with felony disorderly conduct, which could bring a three-year prison sentence if he's convicted. Amin is due back in court Sept. 13

He told the Chicago Sun-Times after the hearing that security officials did not give him a chance to explain the misunderstanding, that he would never use the word "bomb" while going through a security checkpoint, and does not consider a penis pump an unusual object to own.

"It's normal," he said. "Half of America they use it."

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    started by donutncoffee
    (09.24.2006 1:10:34 PM EST)

    the judge in the case let the man off due to his thick accent

    the judge belived it was possible that the airport security misconstrued the mans word of pump for the word bomb which they thought they heard

    Is it (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.06.2006 8:52:39 AM EST)


    Possible to get addicted to these things? I mean, come on, you can't even go on vacation without it?

    And he should have told the truth in the first place, just like his mom did about the vibrator.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Normal........ (0 replies)  
    started by allen
    (09.04.2006 9:13:39 AM EST)

    I think not and it might be his little wienie buddys that use it but not half of America! Haaaaa!

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