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#77 No piece of paper can be folded more then 7 times.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she put on is some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
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Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A. Because they have big fingers.
Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of
their pickup truck.
Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off the truck. They panicked and fled, leaving the chain still attached to the machine and their bumper still attached to the chain.
The most ingenious part is that their license plate was still attached to the bumper. Wow.
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