A "tourist", supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter. While making idle chatter, the customs official asked the man what his handicap was. The man asked "what's
a handicap?"
The officer thought it odd that the golfer didn't know what a handicap was. The officer then asked the tourist to demonstrate his swing. When he demostrated his swing, he did it
backwards
.
A substantial amount of narcotics was found in the golf bag and the man was arrested immediately.
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