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By: JskillsPublished: 12/21/1998
 
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Gaskill, Illinois - (AP)

"We were just borrowing Him," insists Christopher Gaskill, 24, who was charged with theft after removing the baby Jesus figure out of a nativity display in Belleville, Illinois. Gaskill and his companions ended up taking Jesus to a local bar.

A bar employee, who immediately was offended, called police. "It really bothered me because it seemed sacrilegious bringing it into a bar," she said.

Gaskill explained he that and his friends "were driving around and it was like, 'Hey, let's take baby Jesus out for a drink and see if He could turn water into wine'."

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