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    Too much Garbage to call 911

    By: TheAdvisorPublished: 01/10/1999
     
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    COLUMBUS, Ohio - Gwenith Puckett was charged with not calling for medical help for her dying husband because she was afraid she would be arrested for having a house full of garbage. Farrell Puckett, 60, died after being stricken with a heart/diabetes-related problem at his home. Gwenith attempted to revive him and then sought help from the neighbors, who asked why she didn't call 911. Her answer was that she would be arrested for having an overwhelmingly unkempt household. Paramedics eventually arrived to describe the house as so full of trash, junk, garbage and clothes that there was no room to treat the patient. Puckett was carried out, and pronounced dead at a hospital. Mrs. Puckett, 51, was charged with failing to provide for a functionally impaired person.

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    I GUESS (0 replies)
    started by donut38
    (01.10.2001 3:40:06 PM EST)

    HE FIGURED THAT DEATH WAS BETTER THAN LIVING IN THOSE CONDITIONS

    Figures... (0 replies)  
    started by bdhoff
    (12.27.2000 11:10:09 AM EST)

    Who could live in that pile of junk? Not me!

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