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Getting a bang out of Church

By: TheAdvisorPublished: 01/12/1999
 
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Leading a dangerous lifestyle of using drugs, and carrying a gun can be like playing Russian roulette, so the message was from Melvyn Nurse, a youth pastor in Florida. For dramatic effect, Nurse waved a .357 caliber pistol with one blank bullet in the chamber. At the end of his sermon 250 youngsters and their parents watched as he put the pistol to his head and fired. The one blank bullet flew apart and shattered his skull killing him.

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