"Speaking about barbaric regimes, we must deal with probably one of the most—not probably—one of the most real threats we face, and that is the idea of a barbaric regime teaming up with a terrorist network and providing weapons of mass destruction to hold the United States and our allies and our friends blackmail."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Alexander for Senate Luncheon," Sept. 17, 2002
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A 230-pound Winnepeg woman sued a nightclub for not apologizing to her and for denying her the chance to strip. Sherry VanRooy says she was humiliated when the disc jockey at the club in the Balmoral Motor Hotel,
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AHHHHH
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BALLS47
(11.30.2000 11:09:28 AM EST)
I HATE FAT PEOPLE
Wrong Spelling
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started by
brockinghorse
(10.14.2000 5:35:44 PM EST)
The right spelling is Winnipeg and why can't she strip, everybody needs a good laugh.
Thank God.
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SirSmurf
(10.01.2000 4:04:49 PM EST)
Someone give that d.j. a medal
Damn you Gargamel, damn you to hell
Awwww
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1ShadowWolf
(08.28.2000 11:42:51 AM EST)
Let her dance, but notify the earthquake center first..ahahahhaa
Life's too short to worry about the small stuff!!!
damn right
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obewan1234
(05.28.2000 7:24:18 PM EST)
there should be a wieght limit
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