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HaHaHa!!!
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Fetisha
(08.27.2000 7:16:26 PM EST)
This goes to show you not to piss off a teen :))
That FuKKer DESERVED it. *LOL*
"She DrEaMs in DiGiTaL.. because it's better than nothing"
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