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Big Man Needs Help Buying Big Underwear

By: TheAdvisorPublished: 01/18/1999
 
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TALLINN, Estonia - A rather large man (by European standards) who is six feet seven inches tall (about two meters) and 379 pounds (172 kg) has been woefully unable to purchase underwear that fit him. He has called on the president of Estonia to intervene, which he did by placing a call to a company requesting the undergarments for Alar Sink. Sink is eagerly awaiting his order of ten pairs of underwear. Sink's call to the president was not his first appeal to officials for clothing. In the 1980s, when Estonia was part of the Soviet Union, he filed a request with the interior minister to allow him to go naked if stores refused to carry his size.

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    Go without (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (01.18.2001 10:47:04 AM EST)

    Tell him to go without underware, he don't need it.

    big deal (0 replies)  
    started by iscout79
    (10.13.2000 9:59:25 PM EST)

    who cares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





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