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A bride-to-be suffered a nervous breakdown the night before
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BALLS47 SAYS...
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started by
BALLS47
(11.30.2000 9:55:45 AM EST)
ALL THE FUCKING GREEKS ARE FAGS. THEY SHOULD BE KILLED.
first sucks
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started by
razor696
(10.02.2000 11:47:25 PM EST)
god i hate being first, and i hate those who are first, but oh well, since i'm here, i might as well go off for a minute. first of all, why the hell was he even wearing the wedding dress? and secondly, she didn't know he was a fag until she came home and found him there? sucks to be her. or him
man, fuck that
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