"We are in the process of helping them implement a strategy which is was described to us in Aqaba as to how the Palestinian Authority want to reconstitute a security force in order to make sure the terrorists, the haters of peace, those who can't stand freedom do not have their way in the Middle East." —Bush, on smoothing some of the bumps in the road to peace in the Middle East Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003
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New York computer company owner Raviv Laor, 27, filed a $12 million lawsuit against Air France after crew members, responding to a smoke detector alarm on the non-smoking flight, smashed open the aircraft's lavatory door, pulled him off the toilet and accused him of smoking on the flight.
"It turned out the alarm was defective," Laor's attorney said, noting Loar had his pants and underpants down and was"in the process of going to the bathroom" when he "was viciously assaulted and physically attacked by several
crew members who pulled him naked outside the bathroom exposing
his genitals and other private body parts to seated passengers."
He probably wouldn't have sued if he had a large johnson
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silverspy0
(02.07.2001 8:43:50 PM EST)
That was good. I hate when people that think that they have some sort of "supreme power" pull crap like that.
Might be just be, but I think that it's a little hard to "think" that you smell cigarette smoke. You either smell it or you don't.
BeN
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silverspy0
(02.07.2001 8:39:29 PM EST)
That was good. I hate when people that think that they have some sort of "supreme power" pull crap like that.
Might be just be, but I think that it's a little hard to "think" that you smell cigarette smoke. You either smell it or you don't.
BeN
other private parts??
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Langevin
(06.09.2000 5:27:10 PM EST)
What's the private body parts OTHER than genitals? that's scary!
Jimbo
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