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A New York golf caddy filed a multimillion-dollar lawsuit
against actor
Michael Douglas, alleging that the film star
injured him in the testicles with a
golf shot.
As a result, James Parker's testicles ruptured from the
impact of
the golf ball and one testicle had to be
removed.
Douglas aknowledged
being a member of the players that had used the
caddy, but denied being the
person who struck the ball.
He allegedly hit the golf ball before Parker had
reached a safe distance on the green, and did
not yell "Fore"
when he hit
the ball.
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Word mothafucka!
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rylifot
(09.29.2000 7:46:38 AM EST)
All up in my dick-hole huh? What to say...what to say...I got it...no I don't got it...no you don't got it, get it!!! The size of my mother's penis is not the question, but the whole idea behind the idealism. To sum it all up, suck my wooly cock with imitation vanilla extract, fucking jerk! Want some more! Huh punk, want some! Oh you want some too! Bring it! Jumpdafuckup!!!!!
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