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By: TheAdvisorPublished: 02/15/1999
 
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LAS VEGAS - A 69-year-old man has been charged with murdering his 73-year-old friend after the two wagered a $100 bet to decide who was the better fighter. Frank Ortiz Ortega suffered severe head trauma and died a day after the fight. Ortega and Owen Finnegan were drinking when they got into an argument over who was the better fighter. The bet was placed and they headed outside to settle the matter. Finnegan struck Ortega, who then fell backward and hit his head on the pavement.

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