"It will take time to restore chaos and order—but we—order out of chaos." —Bush, speaking to reporters about the situation in Iraq Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President George W. Bush DeliversRemarks Regarding POWS," April 13, 2003
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"I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness." —Steve Martin, Comedian
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#191 Popcorn was invented by the American Indians.
Yo Mama ...
so fat she can smell bacon frying in Canada!
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
Officials in Allen County, Indiana have passed a proposal
to charge inmates for their time in the lockup. From now on, a
stay in the county jail will cost you 30 bucks a night.
Police in Greenville, South Carolina say their new signs
warning motorists of "seat-belt safety checkpoints ahead" are
working fine, even though there are no checkpoints at all.
Maryland police have gone Greenville one better, using a
"look-alike cruiser" made of fiberglass to fool speeders into
slowing down. This program is not working quite as well. Last
week, somebody stole the fake car, and the dummy trooper behind
the wheel.
Well, at least they have job secuity. Crime never sleeps, and there are plenty of Neanderphucks out there breaking laws and getting caught.
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