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"The solid truth of the matter is, when you find—if you want to help heal the hurt, if you want to you hurt people—help people in pain, the best way to do so is to call upon the great strength of the country, which is the compassion of our fellow Americans."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks," Nov. 4, 2002
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"Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code, he turned himself in."
— Rita Rudner, Comedian
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#225 There are towns named Sandwich in Illinois and Massachusetts.
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so ugly when she goes to the beach the tide won't come in!
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Q: Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy?
A: He did okay until his business fell off.
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 Another Stupid Criminal | | By: TheAdvisor | Published: 02/15/1999 | | |  |
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ORLANDO, Fla.
- Vernon Smith was set to appear as the
bad guy on an episode of the Ricki Lake Show titled, ``Today I
Demand to Know Why You Dumped Me.'' Imagine his surprise to
learn his ex-girlfriend was the real villain. He claimed Carla
Nini Hooper had vandalized his apartment and car thinking he was
seeing another woman. However, because he lacked evidence, and
she denied the charges, police dropped the case. But the bright
lights of show biz and stardom brought forth the real criminal.
Hooper described with great delight how she slashed Smith's
waterbed and smashed his mirrors, then smashed his car's
headlights and poured sugar into his gas tank -- providing
Smith, and the police, with a de facto videotaped confession.
``She's out there just confessing left and right,'' Deputy
Robert Larson of the Orange County Sheriff's Department
said. Police used a tape of the show as grounds to arrest
Hooper and charge her with felony criminal mischief. If guilty,
she could be sentenced to up to five years in prison. ``This is
highly unusual. For someone to go on national TV and confess to
a crime here, it is not of the norm,'' he said.
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The Bronx, New York got its name from explorer Henry Bronk.
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