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#198 The US is the largest country names after an actual person (Amerigo Vespucci).
Yo Mama ...
so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
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A Connecticut man whose golf shot ricocheted off a yardage marker 10 feet away and came back to hit him in the nose has sued the Minnichaug Golf Course for $15,000. His wife is also a plaintiff, claiming mental and emotional
anguish due to resulting 'curtailment of unspecified family leisure time activities.'
people except responsibility for their own screw-ups?
Work, the curse of the drinking class.
You fuckin Americans..
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jimjack
(10.25.2000 9:22:45 AM EST)
..would sue your own grandmother. Disallow lawyers to work on contingency fees and you'd see a decline in law suits of about 98%.
jimi
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