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Riddick Bowe Kidnaps Family

By: LuckyPierrePublished: 02/23/1999
 
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CHARLOTTE, N.C. (AP) -

Sentencing was delayed Monday for former heavyweight champion Riddick Bowe, who faces a prison sentence for kidnapping his estranged wife and five children.

Ed Hinson, one of Bowe's lawyers, said federal prosecutors requested the delay and no new date has been set.

"It will probably be in two or three months", Hinson said Monday.

In June, Bowe pleaded guilty to abducting Judy Bowe and their children from their home in Cornelius, just north of Charlotte. He attempted to drive them to his home in Fort Washington, Md., but Judy Bowe managed to telephone for help during a stop in Virginia .

Prosecutors said then that Bowe would serve 18 to 24 months in prison under his plea agreement.

The delay also postponed an appearance in U.S. District Court by O.J. Simpson defense lawyer Johnnie Cochran Jr., who is representing Bowe on the kidnapping charges, Hinson said.

Bowe arrived at his wife's home on Feb. 25, 1998, and threatened her with a knife, handcuffs, duct tape and pepper spray. He forced her and the youngsters into a Lincoln Navigator and headed to his Fort Washington, Md., home, according to a federal grand jury indictment.

After driving about 200 miles, they stopped at a restaurant in South Hill, Va., where Judy Bowe called her sister in North Carolina, who guided police to the restaurant. Judy Bowe told officers she and her children did not want to go to Maryland.

They returned home, Judy Bowe with a superficial stab wound to her left breast allegedly inflicted by Bowe.

Incidentally:
Bowe outpointed Evander Holyfield for the undisputed heavyweight championship on Nov. 13, 1992. He lost the WBC title when he didn't fight Lennox Lewis of Britain. He lost the WBA and IBF titles in a decision to Holyfield on Nov. 6, 1993.

Editorial Commentary:
So this genius decides to kidnap his wife and kids. He's a former heavyweight champion of the world, but has to resort to using a knife, duct tape, and pepper spray. He also gigged his wife with the knife?

After all this decided to stop at a restaurant where he doesn't see his wife use the phone . Wow. What can you expect from a guy who declared he was going to join the US Marines to get in shape for his next fight, was late to report to boot camp, and dropped out in 3 days ...

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    Riddick Bowe: Ever heard of couseling? Get some.

    Don't sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweaty stuff.

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