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San Francisco Weighs Law To Protect Fat People

By: PhantomPublished: 03/01/1999
 
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SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters)
Fat people may soon be legally protected in San Francisco.

Prompted by an angry confrontation over ``anti-fat'' advertising by a local fitness club, the head of the city's Board of Supervisors has proposed adding overweight people to the list of those legally protected from discrimination.

``We're programmed to think it's funny, but it's not,'' Supervisor Tom Ammiano said as he directed the city's Human Rights Commission to look into drafting the protective legislation.

Ammiano's move late Wednesday came two days after about 25 overweight people picketed a local gym to protest against a billboard that warns that when space aliens finally do encounter humans, ``they will eat the fat ones first.''

The protest, organized by self-described ``fat advocate'' Marilyn Wann, was aimed at demonstrating that overweight people were sick of being mocked and ridiculed.

``I represent the 97 million Americans who are fat. ... It's really not safe to alienate us, because we might just sit on someone,'' Wann said to cheers from the demonstrators, some of whom held signs reading, ``Bite My Fat Alien Butt.''

The 24 Hour Fitness billboard that sparked Wann's outrage features a leering alien face and the message ``When they come, they will eat the fat ones first.'' The company has said it did not mean to offend anybody.

City officials said Ammiano's proposal was being seriously considered. San Francisco now bars discrimination on the basis of race, religion, color, age, ancestry, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity (a category created to protect transsexuals), disability or place of birth.

Marivic Bamba, executive director of the Human Rights Commission, told the San Francisco Examiner that adding fat people to the list would be relatively easy.

``We're certainly open to looking at it,'' she was quoted Thursday as saying. ``It would fall under the issue of human rights, and it's not a bad idea, given the recent publicity over the issue.''

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    BALLS47 SAYS... (0 replies)
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    I FUCKING HATE FAT PEOPLE. THEY SUCK.

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    How is protecting the rights of overweight citizens goofy you motherfuckers? It is assholes like you that make suicide common and anti-depressants big buisness. Shame on you.

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