"I had the honor of calling Dale Earnhardt, Jr., after the race, to congratulate him. I said, there's nothing wrong with a fellow following in his father's footsteps."—Bush, on Feb. 16, the day after watching racecar driver Dale Earnhardt Jr. win the Daytona 500. (Dale Earnhardt, Sr. died in a crash on the last lap of the Daytona 500 in 2001.)
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#176 The first bike was called a hobbyhorse.
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house is is so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
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Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbit was killed in a car crash yesterday? A: Some dick cut her off.
MOSCOW (Reuters)
A man set himself ablaze after three
piglets he had bought fell ill and died, Russia's
RIA news agency reported Tuesday.
The agency said the 30-year-old man, from the southern Siberian
region of Altai, was so distraught after
the piglets' death that he drank a large amount of vodka, soaked
himself in spirit and set himself on fire.
His wife and children put out the flames and the man was rushed
to hospital, where he was in critical
condition with second and third-degree burns, RIA said.
A Russian who drinks a large amount of vodka. Nope, don't see any stereotypes here.
Don't sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweaty stuff.
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