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"And, most importantly, Alma Powell, secretary of Colin Powell, is with us." —Bush, introducing Alma Powell, wife of Secretary of State Colin Powell Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush on FirstAnniversary of the USA Freedom Corps," Jan. 30, 2003
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"When I was in prison I was wrapped up in all those deep books. That Tolstoy crap. People shouldn't read that stuff. When we read these books what purpose does it serve in this day and time?"
—Mike Tyson, Boxer
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#192 Jupiter spins so fast that there is a new sunrise nearly every ten hours.
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so fat she can use Mt. Everest for a dildo.
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Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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 Don't Vacuum Up Mom! | | By: JerryRivers | Published: 03/11/1999 | | |  |
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TRURO, England
- A woman convicted of leaving her
mother lying on the floor for a week and even vacuuming around
the elderly woman's body, was given a
suspended jail sentence.
Isabella Pearce, 62, died in a hospital two days after a doctor
visited the home and found her lying propped against a doorway.
Benita Pearce, 33, pleaded guilty to manslaughter. She
testified that her mother, who suffered from rheumatoid
arthritis, often collapsed and remained on the floor for
several days. The judge suspended a 2-year jail term because
Miss Pearce is in the early stages of a crippling disease,
thought to be multiple sclerosis. It was reasoned that
suffering
from MS at the time of the maltreatment of her mother affected
her reasoning functions.
When Miss Pearce called the family doctor, she told him she had
difficulty getting the vacuum around her mother.
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Andy Warhol created the Rolling Stone's emblem depicting the big tongue. It first appeared on the cover of the "Sticky Fingers" album.
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