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"Anyway, I'm so thankful, and so gracious - I'm gracious that my brother Jeb is concerned about the hemisphere as well." -George W. Bush, June 4, 2001
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"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, aNeed I say more?"
— Chris Rock (2005)
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Q: What is rough and hairy on the outside, soft and wet inside, starts with a 'c' ends with a 't', and has a 'u' and an 'n' in it?
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 Honk If You Love Me | | By: Phantom | Published: 03/15/1999 | | |  |
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When Buster Mitchell's girlfriend walked out on
him,
he went back to his beloved and decided to make it legal with
her.
Mitchell, 28, went to the county
courthouse in Knoxville,
Tenn., and
started filling out the marriage license application. He
listed his
fiancee's birthplace as Detroit, her father as "Henry Ford"
and her
blood type as "10-W-40" before the clerk stopped him --
Mitchell was
trying to get a license to marry his car, a '66 Ford Mustang
GT. "Why
can't we do the good ol' boy thing and marry our cars and
trucks?" he
lamented later. He plans to try again elsewhere. (AP) ...And
all this
time we thought the "good ol'
boy thing" was to marry your
cousin.
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I know a couple of girls who claim to be married to their vibrators....... 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4,
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